Have yourself some early morning links...

Because you know you aren't doing shit at work anyway...

David Cross suns Larry the Cable Guy right the hell out. Impressive screed from the sometimes whiney and sometimes amazingly funny David Cross. Nails LTCG for being a hypocrite private schooled Nebraskite and calls bullshit on the charge of being a "PC" leftist.

Michelle Yeoh cut out of a Jet Li movie. As much as I like Jet Li's work, I'd watch Michelle Yeoh go the bathroom for 143 minutes before I watched "The One."

"MSN Japan: writing about stupid shit so as to lampoon an entire culture since whenever-we-were-founded."

Fun little article on the etymology of vulgarity and other words/phrases. Enjoy yourselves!