Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Jesus people...

Let's leave the rap classics alone. Dynamite Hack. Nina Gordon. Jason Mraz. All you assholes. Stop. We get it. You're white. You're painfully unhip. Don't feel bad about the shit. Own your unhipness. Stop trying to make me giggle. It's like going into the Vatican and pooping on the book of Matthew. At worst blasphemous. At best annoying and futile.

Tom Jones will give you some hints. He's got the unhip but AWESOME white dude thing down.


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