America to Japan: "Let us put our beef in your mouth."

So it appears that America will resume beef shipments to Japan after the SNAFU earlier this year in which spinal columns were found in some beef shipments. Should be a good time for those of you who like tearing into flesh.

I just like America's heavy lobbying on this one. It's classy as all can be. I know meth addicts who are less cloying, transparent, and venal than the beef industry appears to be.

On second thought, who cares? I'll still eat the shit. And I like the new slogan: "US Beef. It's got backbone!"